1. I was stupid and happy for about 4 months

    I was stupid and happy for about 4 months

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    5 months ago  /  58 notes  /  Source: paperandwords

  4. slytherin-swagger:

kittenen:

I don’t think there has ever been a biggest GPOY ever before on Tumblr.

This totally describes my wifey.

Juanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, pacaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    slytherin-swagger:

    kittenen:

    I don’t think there has ever been a biggest GPOY ever before on Tumblr.

    This totally describes my wifey.

    Juanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, pacaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  5. I don’t know if all of you have gotten it yet, but if you haven’t you definitely should… herpes! No, no, I mean our new album “Spade”.
    – Butch Walker (via amazinglyalex)

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  6. paranoiaparty:

THIS NEVER EVER HAPPENS TO ME. BITCHES!

    paranoiaparty:

    THIS NEVER EVER HAPPENS TO ME. BITCHES!

    8 months ago  /  48,963 notes  /  Source: spondulix

  7. paintingmyskies:

theunpaidintern:

yadiggit:

calif0rniacation:

“Relationships that are not linear are called nonlinear relations.”  asdfjkl you get me algebra 2 <33

“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.” Catching Fire - Suzanne Collins

“And I don’t forgive you for being late for dinner.” The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde.
Well, shit. I’ll always be late for the food.

“The mist smelled of salt, and ghost crabs scattered to their holes as we approached” Dear John- Nicholas Sparks 
um…okay

“Aber er ist ein Grosser unter den Weisen” (But he is a great figure among the wise) - The Lord of the Rings. Fuck yeah! Though… I don’t know what worries me more, the fact that this sentence is about bad old Saruman or the fact that it is a “he”… Hmmmm

    paintingmyskies:

    theunpaidintern:

    yadiggit:

    calif0rniacation:

    “Relationships that are not linear are called nonlinear relations.” asdfjkl you get me algebra 2 <33

    “Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.” Catching Fire - Suzanne Collins

    “And I don’t forgive you for being late for dinner.” The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde.

    Well, shit. I’ll always be late for the food.

    “The mist smelled of salt, and ghost crabs scattered to their holes as we approached” Dear John- Nicholas Sparks 

    um…okay

    “Aber er ist ein Grosser unter den Weisen” (But he is a great figure among the wise) - The Lord of the Rings. Fuck yeah! Though… I don’t know what worries me more, the fact that this sentence is about bad old Saruman or the fact that it is a “he”… Hmmmm

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  8. I hate the fact that not everybody and everything in this life is fucking inmortal

    My two dogs were found dead this morning in my house. Why? Nobody knows. Probably food poisoning. 

    One was old, she almost died this year. There was a point in which she was blind, skinnier than Lindsey Lohan and lost. I cried my eyes out for days watching her. One day I spent about 2 hours, just being with her, and she wouldn’t let me go anywhere, I thought she was gonna die right there in my arms; but she didn’t. She got better, not much fatter but better.

    The other one was an almost 3 year old crazy bitch. She would run around my garden enjoying the fact of being a free bitch, would get wet in the fountain and would charm anyone with her eyes.

    I said goodbye to them a month ago, I said goodbye for the 5 months I was gonna be out, I didn’t say goodbye forever. How would I? They were my dogs, they’re humans best friend. How on earth could they die? Of course they weren’t going to. They would wait for me to come back home and greet me, moving their tails and being happy as if I had been with them just five minutes ago.

    But today, my dad called me and told me he had bad news (Thank you God for giving him brains, cause he told me right ahead it wasn’t about him, so I didn’t die, not just then) He told me they had found them both dead this morning. One was kind of hugging he other one and there was some vomit lying there. He told me their legs were completely straight and tight.

    So, now I’m crying my eyes out, for a change. FUCK

    9 months ago  /  1 note

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  10. thegirlwiththecamisadotattoo:

    If you ask me to pick my favorite Butch Walker album I will ask you to pick your favorite vital organ.

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  11. symphonysoldier:

sometimes you’ll feel big and sometimes you’ll feel small…
but may your heart stay the same size through it all.
-alexander michael

    symphonysoldier:

    sometimes you’ll feel big and sometimes you’ll feel small…

    but may your heart stay the same size through it all.

    -alexander michael

    10 months ago  /  339 notes  /  Source: symphonysoldier

  12. Ohhhh insultooo

    Ohhhh insultooo

    (via cinnnamonbun)

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  13. hollywoodreams:

daniri93:

loveleycliquet:

Poor nani, she’s a shot away from death.

okay no habia visto esa foto…. pero si uno mas y moria

jajajaja encerio? what happened danonina? otra vez dejandote influenciar por andrea? mal!

Oiga! Que falta de respetoooo, como calumnian mi bueno nombre carajo!

    hollywoodreams:

    daniri93:

    loveleycliquet:

    Poor nani, she’s a shot away from death.

    okay no habia visto esa foto…. pero si uno mas y moria

    jajajaja encerio? what happened danonina? otra vez dejandote influenciar por andrea? mal!

    Oiga! Que falta de respetoooo, como calumnian mi bueno nombre carajo!

    (via cinnnamonbun)

    10 months ago  /  4 notes  /  Source: loveleycliquet

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  15. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    dangerous-minds:

    (If You’re Wondering if I Want You To) I Want You To || Weezer

    Produced and co-wrote by…..

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